AND ME

5th Ave window displays don’t have shit on Greenpoint.

AND ME
50% OFF

This is a great ad for contact lenses.

50% OFF
You Can’t Park Here

Cause there’s a fucked up car with a street sign stuck in its windshield parked here.

You Can’t Park Here
Fast Food Anytime

Except Saturdays.

Fast Food Anytime
Hand Me Downs

Two down, one to go.

Hand Me Downs
Pizza Wine

Yo, Raúl… you need an “A” in there so we don’t sound like total idiots.

P.S. Pizza Wine RULES

Pizza Wine
Christmas

Grandma is gonna love these.

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Pugs

Really cute dogs, but eventually the snoring gets annoying.

Fans

Special Move

Ride it like you stole it.

Special Move
You’re Alive

Can you feel it?

Alive

Rejoice

This is not a real post.

No Feed

The landlord cannot help that he is tasty.

No Feed

Bitches

Bull market in a china shop.

Danger

Vacated

Do not fuck with us.

Listen

28008

Some have it, some don’t.

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