Jpegs of the things that make it hard to sleep in the city that never sleeps.

Snow, Snow, Snow

That is not snow & sucks to be you.

Snow, Snow, Snow
Good Night

5AM Sandwiches.

Good Night
What Forever Looks Like

Strange mix of type faces on this ad.

What Forever Looks Like
Hey Yo, No Cuts

I only get a half hour for lunch…

Hey Yo, No Cuts
Fast Food Anytime

Except Saturdays.

Fast Food Anytime
AND ME

5th Ave window displays don’t have shit on Greenpoint.

AND ME
50% OFF

This is a great ad for contact lenses.

50% OFF
Skate Knife

Now imagine that scene from Back to the Future 2 on this thing.

Skate Knife
Hand Me Downs

Two down, one to go.

Hand Me Downs
Fancy Feast

Would you like to hear our specials this evening?

Fancy Feast
Pizza Wine

Yo, Raúl… you need an “A” in there so we don’t sound like total idiots.

P.S. Pizza Wine RULES

Pizza Wine
A Flying Fuck

Hotel FU-N.

A Flying Fuck
Nice Throw

Seriously.

Nice Throw
Pugs

Really cute dogs, but eventually the snoring gets annoying.

Fans

Uptown Expresso

Dude. You dropped a cigarette.

Uptown Expresso